This week, North Korea's state run Chosun Central Television organization released a "global happiness index" that reported some not-so-surprising results. The report allegedly polled citizens worldwide in a survey to measure their feelings toward their nation and standard of living. This in spite of the fact that anyone who knows anything about the regime in Pyongyang knows that it is easily one of the most isolationist and repressive regimes in the history of the world.But hey, why not humor the Dear Leader? Here's some of the results from the survey:
1. China (100 happiness points)
2. North Korea (98 happiness points)
3. Cuba (93 happiness points)
4. Iran (88 happiness points)
5. Venezuela (85 happiness points)
203. The American Empire (2 happiness points)
That's right, "The American Empire."
Frankly I've enjoyed living in this awful place, being able to freely post blogs without fear of being arrested, being able to vote for my leaders, and being able to protest or advocate the causes I please without being arrested, beaten or killed.
So friends, what's your favorite part of living in the dreadful American Empire? Do you wish you could move to North Korea?
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I'm selling everything I own and will find happiness in North Korea. It is my understanding that North Korea has been proclaimed the New Zion. Can anyone confirm this? Well, cheers to oppressive regimes!
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